'30 Rock' Memes to Scroll While Watching the Rural Juror

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  • 01
    Why are you wearing a tux? It's after six. What am I, a farmer?
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  • 02
    - YOU KNOW WHAT FAMILY MEANS TO ME, LEMON? RESENTMENT, GUILT, ANGER... E EASTER EGG HUNTS THAT TURN INTO KNIFE FIGHTS.
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  • 03
    I'm doing good. Nuh uh. Superman does good. You doin' well. You need to study your grammar, son.
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  • 04
    MONEY CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS UZ LEMON IT IS HAPPINESS. GL
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  • 05
    HEY, JACK. THE VENDING MACHINE IS BROKEN. 11 I KNOW. I BROKE IT. I NEEDED TO SPEAK WITH YOU AND I KNEW THAT IT WAS THE FASTEST WAY TO GET YOU UP HERE. YOU BASTARD! I TRUSTED YOU!
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  • 06
    HELLO, BEVERLY. IT'S JUST BEV, LIZ. MY MOTHER DIED WHILE NAMING ME.
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  • 07
    I don't vote Republican or Democrat. Choosing is a sin, L so I always just write in the Lord's name! ww OFFICE NEXT That's Republican, we count those.
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  • 08
    That guy wanted to buy you a drink. Really? But I already have a drink. Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?
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  • 09
    Lemon, I'm impressed. You're beginning to think like a businessman. A businesswoman. I don't think that's a word.
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  • 10
    An excellent question. The answer is, questions like that. Jack, what makes a guy get bored in dating- type situations?
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  • 11
    1 Hey, Jack. Do you treat me any differently because I'm a woman? Well, I pay you a little less.. Yeah.
  • 12
    WHAT A YEAR, HUH? LEMON, IT'S FEBRUARY. ]|
  • 13
    How my cat sees me when I'm trying to cut his little nails Me C Give me your fingernails! No! My cat
  • 14
    You've got stability, a great marriage, devoted kids. You know what I have? A Sims family that keeps getting murdered.
  • 15
    IS SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS SUPPOSED TO BE TERRIFYING? YOU'RE DARN RIGHT HE IS, KENNETH. [silently] I KNEW IT.
  • 16
    WE THINK YOUR SPENDING HAS GOTTEN OUT OF CONTROL.
  • 17
    Pleasure to have met you., Damn straight. I'm delightful.
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  • 18
    AN PAD AN PA HEY, LIZ, HOW'S THE TELESCOPE? I DON'T KNOW, KELSEY. HOW'S YOUR MOM'S PILL ADDICTION?
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  • 19
    I'VE BEEN WRITING A SEX COLUMN FOR COSMO. COSMO IS MY 14-YEAR-OLD NEIGHBOR. HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING. O
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  • 20
    HD You've been avoiding me. Lemon. How do you do that, without turning around? To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you, but...here we are.
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  • 21
    TV 14 I never sleep on planes. I don't wanna get Incepted.
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  • 22
    Never go with a hippie to a second location.
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  • 23
    I'M GONNA TAKE A NAP. SEE YOU IN TEN HOURS.
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  • 24
    AS GREAT AS I AM AT THIS, I'M NOT REALLY NECESSARY. HMM, THE LAST TIME I SAID THAT, I WAS IN A THREE-WAY WITH TWO OF THE BACKSTREET BOYS.
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  • 25
    Fal It is way too early for this, guys. I haven't even had my first cup of wine today.
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  • 26
    000000 Couldn't you just inject something right into his heart? PUS NEXT I'd love to, but we have no way of knowing where the heart is. See, every human is different. NBC TGS T
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  • 27
    TV 1.4 Jenny McCarthy died? But who could have been slowly poisoning her? Was she poisoned? I have no way of knowing 'cause I'm just hearing about it.
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  • 28
    SUPLEX I get all my news from the radio on Grand Theft Auto.
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  • 29
    SAME CH I FINALLY UNDERSTAND THE ENDING OF THE SIXTH SENSE. THOSE NAMES ARE THE PEOPLE WHO WORKED ON THE MOVIE.
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  • 30
    M I don't need a birthday 'cause I buy myself all the presents I need. 11. And because of my drinking, they're often a surprise
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  • 31
    I DON'T GET WHY PEOPLE LIKE BRUNCH. WHAT'S THE BENEFIT OF COMBINING BREAK DANCING AND LUNCH?
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  • 32
    I was going to take this class called Cooking for One, Ik but the teacher killed himself.
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  • 33
    ASI Can I help you? Yes. What time do you start throwing out donuts?
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  • 34
    WI Pete: Love is like an onion. You peel away layer after stinky layer until you're just... weeping over the sink.
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  • 35
    I'm feeling pretty drunk. Well, it's business drunk. It's like rich drunk. Either way, it's légal to drive.
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  • 36
    UH, HEY...CAN I TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER TONIGHT? YOU KNOW, MAYBE WE HIT THAT BARBECUE PLACE YOU PUKED AT. YOU'LL HAVE TO BE MORE SPECIFIC.
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  • 37
    BUT YOU HAVE NO OTHER SKILLS. - HE'S A WHITE MALE WITH HAIR, LEMON. THE SKY'S THE LIMIT.
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  • 38
    Kenneth, a word. sor Balloon!
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